so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
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Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
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When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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