yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
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I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
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Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
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I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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