it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
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My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
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I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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