Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
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I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
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I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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