Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
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I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
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Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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