My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
bring money and cleavage
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I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
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I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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