Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
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He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
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His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
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