I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
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She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
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I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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