I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
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he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
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SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
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