I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
accomplished twins. life is a go
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I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
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by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
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