its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
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I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize