Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
he shaved USA in his pubs
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
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everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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