Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
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Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
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I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
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