Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
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another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
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Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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