Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
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She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
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"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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