talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
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those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
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she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
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