I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
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He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
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Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
3 2 1 whiskey
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
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