is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
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Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
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when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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