I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
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so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
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I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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