Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
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I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
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I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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