He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
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I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
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I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
false alarm, still single
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