Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
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All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
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I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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