My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
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There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
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The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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