do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
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is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
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Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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