Jerry, you need to find god
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
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Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
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I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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