$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
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I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
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I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
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