i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
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would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
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Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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