how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
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it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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