Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
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we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
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I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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