Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
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A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
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her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
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