I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
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YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
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In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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