i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
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I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
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FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
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