You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
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theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
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Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
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