glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
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I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
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i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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