It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
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He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
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She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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