yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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