Pregnant stripper...not hot.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
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The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
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Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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