Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
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After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
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I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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