Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
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fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
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Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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