My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
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He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
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I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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