Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
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