this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
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You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
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I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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