No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
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I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
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DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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