Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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