i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
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I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
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I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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