Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
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Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
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she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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