I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
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this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
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just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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