im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
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Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
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I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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