just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
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Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
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It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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