bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
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swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
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Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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